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Y. Matsuoka

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GROUP CHAT: [ Club Sunshine ]

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[maskreant]

no, you shouldn't be concerned.

i just need to know if he has been a good boy or not.

[secare]

sounds suspicious
but i'd say so yea

so what's happening
you playing santa or something?

[maskreant]

yeah, i am. he's also asking if he has been a good boy or not, so here we are.

thanks.

[secare]

mmm sounds weird
so good luck with that akira claus

so here's a question
have you been good this year? worthy of gifts?

[maskreant]

thanks. Santa Paws will do his best.

i am always worthy of gifts no matter what time of the year, Yukine.

[secare]

is that so? cuz someone who'd say a line like that should be grateful to be getting any presents

ya bad santa

[maskreant]

i am grateful for anything i receive, really.

if i'm a bad Santa, it makes you a bad elf.

[secare]

how humble
grateful but deserving

i'm a horrific elf
probably the worst
they banned me from the north pole
because i was so bad

[maskreant]

i guess that's why we're here in Recolle...

both rejected by the North Pole. how tragic?

[secare]

extremely tragic
there are probably sad christmas carols about us
to serve as warnings to all the bad children

sigh
i guess we'll just have to convert recolle
into something more suitable to what we're used to ☃️

[maskreant]

true. every notion about being naughty and mischievous is really an homage to us. we're practically legends.

it sounds like we're going to steal Christmas? 🎅

[secare]

practically?
we *are* legends

oh no definitely not 🎄
we'd need a bigger team first of all
and stylish outfits

[maskreant]

i already have a stylish outfit, so i’ll leave rounding people up to you.

by the way, have you two kissed yet?

/3

[secare]

prove it

[secare]

( A LONG DELAY. )

[secare]

IT'LL HAPPEN WHEN IT'S TIME

[maskreant]

what about hand-holding?

[secare]

what a filthy question you animal

but that part was easy

[maskreant]

i'm sorry, Yukine. this is what the adult world is like? excessive hand-holding.

i'm glad to hear that you two are doing well. he's cute.

[secare]

you holding hands with anyone, mr adult?

i'll tell you a secret
i'm really happy

[maskreant]

i hold my boyfriend's hand enough. thank you for your concern.

not much of a secret when i can see it on your face when i see you. (・`ω´・)

[secare]

ohhh what a lucky guy to get stuck with you
you ever cross the line and hug too?

haha! this is the part
where you are supposed to
lie and act surprised

[maskreant]

plenty of hugs, Yukine. you'll get there soon or maybe you already have? ( gasp )

i'm very surprised since i thought you liked someone else?

[secare]

NASTY
your mother would have been ashamed

but i think i can trust you with my secrets
and tell you that i have hugged him
but you gotta keep it on downlow
don't want anyone questioning my chastity

haha
man me too
it's complicated and boring

[maskreant]

this all sounds like story time to me.