well now if i say yes i'm a liar that just gets into puzzle territory
and honestly i'm more of a tequila guy specifically a tequila fountain rigged with sparklers and kazoos to celebrate important holidays like national heart boxers remembrance day very important to our city's history despite being underrated
[which should
hopefully explain some of the party satan mythology]
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i'll tell you when you're older
[he actually has no idea who yukine is, he'd say this to a stranger in his 40s]
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but think you could impart some wisdom on this young child anyway
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rule no. 1 of drinking
if you feel like you wanna cry
punch yourself in the face before you reach for whiskey
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but don't let it stop you from reaching for the whiskey
got it
sound advice
any other vital rules?
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my need for whiskey is so strong
that i drink it anyway
after hitting myself?
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hey so
you're baren right?
( obvious answer since it lists his name, but hey. gotta start somewhere. )
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no
wrong number
[why is he like this]
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so what the hell is "party satan" about
is it whiskey related
( he's used to this stuff. )
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yes i'm a liar
that just gets into puzzle territory
and honestly
i'm more of a tequila guy
specifically
a tequila fountain rigged with sparklers and kazoos to celebrate important holidays like
national heart boxers remembrance day
very important to our city's history despite being underrated
[which should
hopefully explain some of the party satan mythology]
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better to just smooth past it
. . .
did you
blow something up
that sounds like something or someone got blown up
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[is that an answer or a dodge]
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i am
too young to drink
destruction's all i got
( because somehow this is important for party satan to know. )
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cuz it's a good one
you don't seem so bad
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