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Y. Matsuoka

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GROUP CHAT: [ Club Sunshine ]

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hat if
my need for whiskey is so strong
that i drink it anyway
after hitting myself?

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counseling probably

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sounds fair

hey so
you're baren right?

( obvious answer since it lists his name, but hey. gotta start somewhere. )

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what?
no
wrong number

[why is he like this]

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liar

so what the hell is "party satan" about
is it whiskey related

( he's used to this stuff. )

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well now if i say
yes i'm a liar
that just gets into puzzle territory

and honestly
i'm more of a tequila guy
specifically
a tequila fountain rigged with sparklers and kazoos to celebrate important holidays like
national heart boxers remembrance day
very important to our city's history despite being underrated

[which should

hopefully explain some of the party satan mythology]

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it's a pretty crappy puzzle
better to just smooth past it

. . .
did you
blow something up

that sounds like something or someone got blown up

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you sound like you'd be fun at parties

[is that an answer or a dodge]

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you're right
i am

too young to drink
destruction's all i got

( because somehow this is important for party satan to know. )

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well if nothing else you've got a bright future ahead of you

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is that a pun
cuz it's a good one

you don't seem so bad

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and that's almost a compliment