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Y. Matsuoka

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GROUP CHAT: [ Club Sunshine ]

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[goen]

[ The lack of surprise or anger makes that clear enough to Yato. ]

Like I was trying to get lucky
If you already knew then I'd appreciate you not trying to test me

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i'd appreciate you not hiding things from me

only the sea cucumber thing is acceptable
because you told me about it!

[goen]

I'm not hiding things!
If you have questions then I'll give you answers

[ ... Except for the cucumber thing, of course. ]

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how'd you get out of jail

[goen]

I jumped out ☆

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what
be honest dipshit

[goen]

I am being honest turdblossom
But even if I didn't jump out I could walk out
Even security guards overlook me eventually

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wait
so you just waited until they forgot you were there?

[goen]

I had to remind them to let me out and give me food
Though I got the feeling they weren't the most alert to begin with
It's gotta be the most boring jail in the world

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how unreal. . .

i mean whatever works
i g u e s s