So don't panic but I got pulled into a portal and ended up in some doctor's office with a bunch of other people One of them pulled his arm off cuz it was made out of cheese so that was weird Now we're in a waiting room and I'm suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer Bored No reception here but maybe you'll get this soon c(ﾟ^ ﾟ ) You better not get mad at me if you don't get your daily dose of Yato! It's not my fault!! (`口´)
[ and here is a selfie of yato in a generic waiting room crammed with 10 other people, shouto included... ]
Goooood morning! Still in this room Don't worry okay?? I'm sure we'll be back soon! I wasn't able to find you before everything started going down... You're not hurt, right? I'll use all of my psychic power to bring my phone reception HAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (º言º)
[ spoilers: his phone does not get reception and he continues to send stupid shit like this for the next three weeks + selfies in various flavors such as while he's a snake, posing with a sphinx lady, and with a backdrop of angry riverdancing penguins
It was kind of Unreal (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ (The joke is that I was in unreality) We started out in some creepy lab that made us do puzzles and fetch quests Then we got shot out into space Where we met a sphinx who gave us her sled dogs so we could find parts in the deep snow to build a giant panther mecha to get back home And we fought an alien in his spaceship and totally wrecked him Then we found some deep info that was randomly on his ship and came back here
Blehhhh Do you know how expensive bullets are?? And you only get like 9 shots in a clip Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew Then you're DONE because no one carries backup magazines in their pockets
But if you've got one sword you can take on an army! (•̀ᴗ•́)و An army bigger than 9 people even!!!
Swords are just really long knives which we use for a number of everyday activities They're multi-purpose! For things like Preparing dinner Arts and crafts Landscaping Reaching high places And MORE
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8/3; to be received 24th probably
One of them pulled his arm off cuz it was made out of cheese so that was weird
Now we're in a waiting room and I'm suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
Bored
No reception here but maybe you'll get this soon c(ﾟ^ ﾟ )
You better not get mad at me if you don't get your daily dose of Yato! It's not my fault!! (`口´)
[ and here is a selfie of yato in a generic waiting room crammed with 10 other people, shouto included... ]
8/4 - 8/24
Still in this room
Don't worry okay?? I'm sure we'll be back soon!
I wasn't able to find you before everything started going down...
You're not hurt, right?
I'll use all of my psychic power to bring my phone reception
HAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (º言º)
[ spoilers: his phone does not get reception and he continues to send stupid shit like this for the next three weeks + selfies in various flavors such as while he's a snake, posing with a sphinx lady, and with a backdrop of angry riverdancing penguins
get proper context from him later ig ]
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you're a really scary person
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while you were gone
what was it like?
cuz it sounds insane judging from these photos
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Unreal (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
(The joke is that I was in unreality)
We started out in some creepy lab that made us do puzzles and fetch quests
Then we got shot out into space
Where we met a sphinx who gave us her sled dogs so we could find parts in the deep snow to build a giant panther mecha to get back home
And we fought an alien in his spaceship and totally wrecked him
Then we found some deep info that was randomly on his ship and came back here
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and you should feel bad
just saying
if i hadn't heard similar stuff from other people
i would think that you were on drugs or something
did you keep shouto safe?
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He's fine isn't he
He doesn't really need my help defending himself anyhow
You know about his burny freezey thing right
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i do
but i've never like
really seen it
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He can make ice walls and junk in a snap
He saved us from a harpy attack with one
Slap some spandex on him and call him a superhero
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i don't think he's the spandex type
do you have any powers?
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I'm pretty good with a sword
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it's fine
me neither
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Sword skills are the IN thing now
And everyone knows that swords >>> bullets
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says who
maybe you should learn how to handle a gun
just saying
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Do you know how expensive bullets are??
And you only get like 9 shots in a clip
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew
Then you're DONE because no one carries backup magazines in their pockets
But if you've got one sword you can take on an army! (•̀ᴗ•́)و
An army bigger than 9 people even!!!
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strong feelings about this
makes you sound
real
i n s e c u r e
no one calls 9 people an army
that's like a squad
and maybe in like video games?
but this is real life, aniki!
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I'm pretty good with a sword （๑✧∀✧๑）
Why do you want me to use guns so much
Guns are dangerous Yuki :(
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to imply that swords are not?
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They're multi-purpose! For things like
Preparing dinner
Arts and crafts
Landscaping
Reaching high places
And MORE
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too dangerous
waiting for the day you cut your hand off or something