( it takes him a few minutes to reply, laughing loudly to himself as he looks at the photo of anya in the top hat and moustache. this is the photo that gets saved right onto his phone, saved for future appreciation. )
that might be too much dancing! haha his hair is the worst thing you've ever seen his classmates dropped outta school to get away from it people cross the street when they see him coming it's bad anya real bad
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is it only cat ears?
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thank you!
?? there can be more ?
hats ?
what would yukine want to wear
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i like hats better
like top hats
or the glasses with moustaches?
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her response takes a little bit
but when she comes back she's wearing a top hat
as well as a pair of glasses with a moustache and he's getting another selfie as she makes a cross-eyed expression]
like this ?
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perfect perfect perfect!!
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then anya will get these to bring to prom
so we can take pictures together !
and you will save a dance for anya too yes ?
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anya
im not sure if im going to go
( partly because his dad found out about it and is intent on humiliating him. )
we could always dance another time, yea?
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you are not ?
[can you hear the disappointment through text
does siri have a sad kitten left out in the rain voice]
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like someone asked me to go with them
not a date
one of my friends
but i think my dad is trying to chaperone
it's a nightmare!!
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we are looking for more chaperones
and i want to meet your papa
please ?
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and don't talk to that jerk
you'll go blind from how bad his hair is
( 100% serious. )
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his hair cannot be so bad ?
that is not how blindness works ?
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his hair is the worst thing you've ever seen
his classmates dropped outta school to get away from it
people cross the street when they see him coming
it's bad anya
real bad
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please ?
i want you to be there
but it sounds like you are fond of your papa
it is cute
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if you're sure you want to dance that much
i'll come
no he sucks
f- dad
bad
capital b
i'm serious
don't talk to him
you'll get infected with lameness
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i am sure
i promise you will not regret ?
i will have to talk to him now
and say
yukines papa !
please be nicer to yukine
/3
if you're promising then i trust you
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noooooooooooo.
noooooo. )
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NO
DON'T DO THAT
REALLY
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i was making a joke
but yukines reaction is funny
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do not be mad ?
but then
that means yukines papa is very nice to yukine ?
good
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i just want to keep you away from creeps
no he sucks! sucks the most! we had to move because his hair is so bad!
( 100% false. they moved because yukine smashed out the school windows but yanno yolo. )
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i was taught when i was younger because i worry people
oops
!! is that why you had to move ?
really ?
[how can she talk about beating people up one second and then
be so gullible the next]
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makes sense
i'm relieved to know it
yes
they threw us out of town
his hair was just too hideous
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